Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's House 2 < Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor 2 < Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's House < Mike Myers in Austin Powers < Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove < Alec Guiness in Kind Hearts and Coronets < Keanu Reeves in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.That's a free math lesson for you. Now here's a lesson in negotiation.
After the success of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants everyone was like, "Of course there'll be a SHotTP2!" But those whores from the original held the public hostage with outrageous contract demands. What were we to do? Well, fuck them we all said! We'll just get Keanu Reeves to play all four roles. And he did. And it was awesome. But you already know that.
I guess that wasn't really a lesson in negotiating. Unless you're holding out for more money and Keanu Reeves has spare time, then it's a pretty valuable lesson.
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