How does Keanu Reeves make this heartwarming children's film infinitely better? Because children love Keanu Reeves more than a Transmorphing Pokemon singing Raffi songs. (Writers Note: Aside from Keanu I have no idea what children are interested in.)Here's what the original film looked like before we Keanu'd it.
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