Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Recession Years

Showgirls, or as it was also known Saved By The Bell: The Jessie Gets Addicted to Coke and Gives Slater AIDS Years, may have flopped at the box office but its influential was still deeply felt. The welcoming suppleness of Keanu Reeves body revealed the deep pubescent feelings lying dormant in millions of boys. In the films most iconic scene Keanu's arched back and perfect, bouncing breasts splashing passionately in and out of the water inspired thousands upon thousands of virgin masturbatory experiences.

And that's a beautiful thing. Just like Keanu.

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