After five months in a private medical facility deep within the Andes mountains everyones favorite actor emerged ready to tackle his most challenging role. The controversial plastic surgery prevents the famous leading man from falling back on his looks. Keanu's shampoo-commercial hair can't sway the audience towards loving his character. Those famous blue eyes filled with God like understanding are hidden behind experimental contacts. And the tongue/larynx replacement procedure destroyed the voice capable of wooing audiences across the globe. But Keanu "Fuck You Marlon Brando" Reeves owns the screen as the titular dog in Air Bud. He makes Tim Allen as the shaggy dog look like an asshole. And that's Tim Allen (Jungle 2 Jungle)! Never before has it been so clear Keanu Reeves is the greatest actor in the history of everything. Also, Keanu Bud should be a variety of marijuana. It would solve everything.
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