Someone in Hollywood gets it. Every single movie ever made would be better with Keanu Reeves. If you disagree you are a liar or a genie with the ability to transform lies into truth. But that's impossible because all the genie's committed suicide after the double whammy of Keanu Charles "The Chuckster" Reeves not portraying them theatrically. So I guess that makes you a liar, you dickface.
But I can only assume some Hollywood producer not content to digitally insert Mr. Reeves into classic films is now remaking every, single film in American history with Keanu in the lead. Kudos to you, sir! I would have chosen Birth of the Nation or The Jazz Singer or something equally racist but I guess you have to ease the public into this. Not everyone is as forward thinking as we here at Never Forget Keanu.
We support you mighty Hollywood producers and offer our humble services.
Also, is it time for a Speed 2 remake? I am insulted you even had to ask!
